You Know It’s Fake When
My boss has told us for years that he is a naturally good looking man. It’s all in jest really, but he really is quite handsome. He has dark features, a great tan, and is well built. And for years he has been telling the secretaries in the office, including me, that we should get out more. Fresh air and sunshine are good for us, especially if we want good tans too. However, he came back to the office this morning looking, well, orange! He was orange. Then he told the truth. The Simi Valley tanning salon he usually went to was closed that day, so he went to a different salon. Now he’s orange and we all know that fresh air and sunshine had nothing to do with it!
